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The Pip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
Pip and Pale's Oakhouse
July 10, 1986
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant girls can send their children on alone.
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