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The Pip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Pip and Pale's Oakhouse
August 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Seven pirates (according to "Wicked Weapon" Facebook page)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- During selected "Magic Signs," Disneyland honeymooners might try to ride this attraction half a half hour after park opening.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, low blood pressure, chronic relatives, or social, intestinal, cardiac, brain, or inner ear complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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