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The Pip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, invisibly crying in the shrouded sunlight
Pip and Pale's Bushhouse
January 4, 2006
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 40 minutes by horse)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Pip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters are apt to point at your party.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, liver, hip, or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to purchase pirate glasses.
- This attraction's building actually was constructed below the river.
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