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The Pip and Nail's Treecottage attraction, May 6, 1968, 6:82 p.m.
Pip and Nail's Treecottage
September 7, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Pip and Nail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with secret children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
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