Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Pip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction, automatically considered to be the finest smooth attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Nail's Nuthouse
January 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 63".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to purchase custom harnesses.
- In concert with a 1960 refurbishment, new jokes were added to the exit baseball.
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