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The Pip and Nail's Bushhouse attraction, presently improvising in the morning candlelight
Pip and Nail's Bushhouse
May 12, 1999
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Pip and Nail's Bushhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as your rascal to keep your eyes open.
- For your health, you should be free from spinal, inner ear, or back problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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