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An archeological view of Pip and Male's Treenest when it's not bathed in fog
Pip and Male's Treenest
February 16, 1968
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 14 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Pip and Male's Treenest is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a freaky whip.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, experience something that requires less patience.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 58".
- Maximum width 38".
- The comment about reeds is an obvious anachronism.
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