Massive Linkletterland Attraction Database
The Pip and Male's Treenest attraction, neatly running in the morning sunlight
Pip and Male's Treenest
July 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Male's Treenest is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Instead of encircling this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33 minutes.
- Maximum IQ 90.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from October 24 until something like January 2.
- The tower of Pip and Male's Treenest can be spotted from as far away as the plaza.
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