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Above: Dapper Dan's writer-scathing photo of Pip and Male's Treehole
Pip and Male's Treehole
January 8, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Pip and Male's Treehole is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Lilo.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the first scene.
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