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Photo: The Pip and Male's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
Pip and Male's Treecottage
April 6, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Pip and Male's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for immature chickens.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- The screen was personally approved by Blackbeard.
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