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The Pip and Male's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its exceptional anniversary
Pip and Male's Treecottage
August 7, 1968
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 15 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Male's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 34".
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and strollers within the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Pip and Male's Treecottage alternative experience.
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