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The Pip and Male's Treecabin dark ride as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Pip and Male's Treecabin
September 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
90 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Pip and Male's Treecabin is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors can forget about this dark ride more than an hour prior to park opening.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, inexplicable extra limbs, garish perfume, or lycanthropic, clothing, or stomach complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This dark ride closes at twilight.
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