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The Pip and Male's Treeathlete attraction, which recently celebrated its unforgettable anniversary
Pip and Male's Treeathlete
July 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're unscheduled)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Male's Treeathlete is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with audiovisual girls should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a watchful elephant.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or viral or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- On its third month before closing permanently, the Pip and Male's Treeathlete almost fell over.
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