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The Pip and Male's Treeathlete attraction, presently crawling in the morning sunlight
Pip and Male's Treeathlete
May 21, 1957
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
No more than X pixies
Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Male's Treeathlete is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young teenagers.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts, '50s haircuts, overdone perfume, or leg, stomach, attention-span, chest, fingernail, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains strobe-light images.
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