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Photo: Pip and Male's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Tuck
Pip and Male's Planthouse
July 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Male's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet place.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chin or blood disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
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