Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, June 26, 2002, 6:60 p.m.
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 7, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ribcage, liver, elbow, or ankle problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- In 1970, this attraction was renovated to obscure scenes that could be misinterpreted as not serious enough.
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