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Pip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 17, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, fear of heights, sin, or knee problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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