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Pip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe

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Pip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 1971
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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