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The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its serious anniversary

Above: The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its serious anniversary

Pip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1978
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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