Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 2, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or fingernail, hair, viral, bowel, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The letters in "Pip and Kale's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Asdoe Aempk Oklseunhs'p I."
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