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The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Earth

The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Earth

Pip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 29, 1990
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Intended for: Foreign boys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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