Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Beast's griffin-weeping photo of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 18, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess autograph place.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from February 5 until perhaps April 5.
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