Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: Pip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 30, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something with a different ambiance.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or chin or familial problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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