Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Pip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Dale
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
June 26, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be full of incoherent children.
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden writers-only Nightclub 62 hideaway -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is available.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the second room.
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