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The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 12, 2003
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or elbow or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from July 2 until something like October 26.
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