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The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, April 8, 2013, 9:58 p.m.
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 11, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent Santa Claus meet-and-greet place.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or chin, fingernail, or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- In 2009, this attraction was updated to remove images that could be seen as inappropriate.
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