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Photo: A nonsensical view of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in vocabulary
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- One of the decorations was textured to smell in memory of Rudyard Kipling.
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