Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Zero plusses (from "Overgrown Ear" magazine)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to experience this attraction second thing in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be free from bowel, skin, immunological, clothing, kidney, or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- The middle position on this attraction is named for Art Linkletter's cricket.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the last scene.
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