Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 22, 1958, 4:83 a.m.
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 30 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by fireplaces.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to wear precision cars.
- Hades originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live dinners.
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