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The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Pip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 2004
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 2 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Intended for: Girls

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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