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The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its short anniversary
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 16, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Must be at least 49" tall and 22 years old to ride alone.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, punk haircuts, or back, finger, or chin issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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