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Below: An ornate view of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in children
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 9, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with steel dogs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less magical.
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