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The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Pip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 28, 1999
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: Zero plusses (from "Overgrown Ear" magazine)

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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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