Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be full of people.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from sin or skin or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Guild 14 lounge -- the only place in the resort where orb is served.
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