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The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the only magical attraction at Disneyland

The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the only magical attraction at Disneyland

Pip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 2013
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Intended for: Grandparents

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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