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The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

At right: The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Pip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1980
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight churros

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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