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The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, April 8, 2013, 9:58 p.m.

The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, April 8, 2013, 9:58 p.m.

Pip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 1994
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Designed by: Hyperactive teens

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Nobody really knows what the objective of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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