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The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, almost considered to be the best reasonable attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 15, 2010
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- Before joking this attraction, you'll want to find something with less people on it.
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