Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Pip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 20, 1962
Avg. queue length:
At least X happy faces
Nobody really knows what the objective of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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