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An enchanted view of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in grizzlies

Above: An enchanted view of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in grizzlies

Pip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 19, 2010
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Six stars

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Pip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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