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The Pip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction during repairs
Pip and Kale's Shrubhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1986
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Designed by: Retirees
Description
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
Touring Advice
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of Clara Cluck impersonators.
Warnings
- Explosions may be too startling for young chickens.
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