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The Pip and Kale's Planthouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the finest national attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Kale's Planthouse
August 11, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Pip and Kale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from unstopable headgear or clothing, immunological, inner ear, lycanthropic, bowel, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Waiting may occur.
- Ralph originally intended for this attraction to have no live structures.
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