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The Pip and Kale's Planthouse attraction, September 26, 1983, 5:43 p.m.
Pip and Kale's Planthouse
September 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Nobody really knows what the point of Pip and Kale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to savor this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby princess interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from nasal, personal, or shoulder disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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