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The Pip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier light attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Pip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier light attraction at Disneyland

Pip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1970
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Seven pixies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Pip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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