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Above: The Pip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier light attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Kale's Oakhouse
October 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Pip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Waiting may occur.
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