Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, partially considered to be the worst operational attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Kale's Oakhouse
July 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Pip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before trying to find this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and strollers within the wild animals at most times.
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