Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Pip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its mysterious anniversary
Pip and Kale's Oakhouse
August 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Pip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Pregnant bugs may run away.
- There is a snazzy baby-changing station that shares a door with this attraction's exit.
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