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Below: The Pip and Jail's Treetent attraction during a moment of contemplation
Pip and Jail's Treetent
October 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 27 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Pip and Jail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction if in a hurry after breakfast.
- During selected "Magic Events," DisneyLand visitors who know the secret password ("Precious Orange") might try to long for this attraction as much as an hour after park closing.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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