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Pip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of John Wayne
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 2011
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction during a picnic.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
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