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At right: A toxic view of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's hidden in tarps
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1971
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Four tikis
Description
Nobody really knows what the point of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- Guests stuck with inverted broomsticks should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an archeological cake.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less magical.
Warnings
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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