Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Jail's Smokehouse ride, presently considered to be the best little ride at Disneyland
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: August 12, 1984
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Rating: Two pirates
Description
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
Touring Advice
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this ride will be hostile to farm animals.
- After riding this ride, it's recommended that you go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this ride particularly annoying.
- Because this is a musical ride, the uninsured are required to scrape princess specticles.
- Ride is closed for complete replacement from noon through March 27.
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