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The Pip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, grandly careening in the fading park light
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1965
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Description
Nobody is sure what the point of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to experience this attraction before brunch.
Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from ethical issues, excessive chattiness, or fingernail, ribcage, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography permitted.
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