Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An official view of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in darkness
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 22, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Zero Mickeys (according to Cubby O'Brien)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland BFFs will want to visualize this attraction up to an hour after its closing.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your comfort, you should be free from inner ear, attention-span, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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