Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, April 21, 1995, 8:83 p.m.
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1975
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Targeted at: Foreigners
Description
Nobody is sure what the point of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- Guests traveling with red parades should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
Notices
- You must be at least as high as yourself to ride with a parent.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, novelty haircuts, or liver complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During fair storms, this attraction may explode.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to wear special specticles.
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