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At right: The Pip and Hale's Treehut attraction during construction
Pip and Hale's Treehut
February 23, 1960
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 21 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Pip and Hale's Treehut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 43" tall and 11 years old to ride alone.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too frightening for young teenagers.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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