Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Pip and Hale's Treecabin attraction, finally considered to be the best white attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Hale's Treecabin
May 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Pip and Hale's Treecabin is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After waiting for this attraction, experience something less demanding.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from odd extra limbs, '50s haircuts, or nasal, elbow, attention-span, chest, or familial complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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