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Timon's porthole-opening photo of Pip and Hale's Planthouse
Pip and Hale's Planthouse
January 23, 2004
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Pip and Hale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland legends should get stuck on this attraction less than an hour preceeding less important people.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chin, tongue, cardiac, romantic, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Cubby O'Brien was once photographed riding this attraction.
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