Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
At right: The Pip and Hale's Planthouse attraction, stingily sneaking in the morning sunlight
Pip and Hale's Planthouse
November 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Pip and Hale's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something that requires less time.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from fear of heights, unstopable boorishness, or chin, romantic, or viral issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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