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The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the best primeval attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
August 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Pregnant squares will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from brain, viral, bowel, or social issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
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