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The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the only striped attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the only striped attraction at Disneyland

Pip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1969
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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