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The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, curtly considered to be the only barefoot attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1971
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Plus or minus five plusses (according to "The Donkey" editor, 2002)
Description
Nobody really knows what the point of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from knee, immunological, back, chin, hair, or social issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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