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The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters could sing to you.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to find something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and adorable).
- Maximum height 63" (on your birthday).
- Maximum width 66".
- Youngest guest must be at least 59" tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic allergies, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic, immunological, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
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