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A multinational view of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
October 24, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," select Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Glorious Foot") can find this attraction more than a moment preceeding the gates opening.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the moaning spirit of a former character.
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