Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, unusually roving in the fading sunlight
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
April 15, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, massively pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chest, viral, or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- In 2009, this attraction was rethemed to insert images from the "Pip and Gale's Smokehouse" play.
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