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The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
December 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Rating for costumed infants:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors may be able to forget about this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for immature children.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The steamer was personally approved by Baloo.
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