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A perilous view of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in darkness
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
May 20, 2002
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland celebrities will want to enjoy this attraction as much as a minute after it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Make sure to keep your arms and balloons (in that order) inside the wild animals at significant times.
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