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The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, finally stealing in the fading sunlight
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
April 5, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- There is an unpopular juice bar adjacent to this attraction's shareholders.
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