Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
December 19, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve villains.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, philosophical conflicts, '80s haircuts, garish makeup, or elbow, brain, or wrist complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and opinions away from the cast members at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Pip and Gale's Smokehouse alternative experience.
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