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A frenetic view of Pip and Fail's Treenut when it's not covered in tarps
Pip and Fail's Treenut
January 15, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Fail's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland bloggers are invited to forget about this attraction for a quarter hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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