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The Pip and Fail's Treenut attraction during construction
Pip and Fail's Treenut
April 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Pip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may breath if you don't let them.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, trendy clothing, bad haircuts, or ribcage, chest, finger, or shoulder problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and souls inside the vehicle at various times.
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