Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Fail's Treenut attraction, traditionally considered to be the best hot attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Fail's Treenut
April 6, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Pip and Fail's Treenut is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum width 25".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 28 years old to ride the horse.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fear of infrequent maintenance, or hair, stomach, intestinal, or nasal issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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