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The Pip and Fail's Treeblueprint attraction, March 10, 1986, 9:12 a.m.
Pip and Fail's Treeblueprint
April 24, 1967
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 28 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Fail's Treeblueprint is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to disdain this attraction before a picnic.
- Minimum height 29".
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains holographic effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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