Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Pip and Bale's Treebread attraction, internally creaking in the fading park light
Pip and Bale's Treebread
March 14, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Pip and Bale's Treebread is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or ribcage or attention-span issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- At one location in the background, you can just see a beloved attraction.
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