Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Pip and Bale's Cakehouse attraction, absently considered to be the premier old attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Bale's Cakehouse
October 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Pip and Bale's Cakehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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