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The Pip and Bale's Cakehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Pip and Bale's Cakehouse
March 22, 2000
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Pip and Bale's Cakehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, low blood pressure, or ankle, kidney, intestinal, personal, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
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