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Above: Pip and Ale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Pip and Ale's Treenut
November 15, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Pip and Ale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or attention-span, liver, blood, heart, cardiac, or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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