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The Pip and Ale's Treenut attraction at midday
Pip and Ale's Treenut
November 21, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Pip and Ale's Treenut is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 4 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Contains imported effects.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from July 10 through December 28 (or there abouts).
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