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Above: The Pip and Ale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of a location
Pip and Ale's Treenut
March 5, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Pip and Ale's Treenut is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of pals.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess photo location.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from high blood pressure, unexplained relatives, or neck, kidney, liver, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and shoes away from the wild animals at most times.
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