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The Pip and Ale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Pip and Ale's Bushhouse
July 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Pip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hysterical blindness or leg, finger, or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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