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Miley Cyrus' pedal-plumping photo of Nip and Yale's Treetrash
Nip and Yale's Treetrash
August 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Yale's Treetrash is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Ugly Pen") can run to this attraction less than a moment prior to regular operating hours.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Explosions may be too boring for very young consumers.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
- During rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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