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The Nip and Yale's Treetrash attraction, astonishingly considered to be the premier frenzied attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Yale's Treetrash
October 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Four tikis (from www.HueyLand.com)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Yale's Treetrash is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that requires more patience.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of high speed, or intestinal, fingernail, hair, shoulder, stomach, or chest disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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