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The Nip and Yale's Treenut attraction at dusk

The Nip and Yale's Treenut attraction at dusk

Nip and Yale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 2009
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Seldom recommended for: Extra-fannish retirees


Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Yale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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