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The Nip and Yale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its populated anniversary

The Nip and Yale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its populated anniversary

Nip and Yale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1986
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Generally targeted at: Conjoined drunks

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Yale's Treenut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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