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The Nip and Yale's Treenut attraction, stutteringly waning in the afternoon park light
Nip and Yale's Treenut
March 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Yale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction by yourself.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unexplained allergies, excessive drooling, or blood, brain, lycanthropic, bowel, liver, or viral issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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