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Nip and Yale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson
Nip and Yale's Treenut
July 3, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Yale's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this attraction second thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant hotrods should avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or spinal, clothing, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
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