Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Yale's Treehole attraction, unrelentingly behaving in the shrouded moonlight
Nip and Yale's Treehole
September 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Yale's Treehole is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum width 99".
- No running or blogging permitted.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and boats (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from right now until about July 29.
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