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At right: A fictional view of Nip and Yale's Treefresco when it's covered in children
Nip and Yale's Treefresco
February 13, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Yale's Treefresco is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this dark ride in the evening.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 55".
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or attention-span or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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