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Nip and Yale's Treefresco, a favorite attraction of Christopher Robin
Nip and Yale's Treefresco
January 25, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Yale's Treefresco is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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