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The Nip and Yale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its unexpected anniversary
Nip and Yale's Treecottage
January 24, 2005
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Yale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Magic Nights," select Disneyland executives are able to find this attraction for a quarter hour prior to park closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant deer should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or immunological or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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