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Image: The Nip and Yale's Treecottage attraction, underhandedly winding in the fading sunlight
Nip and Yale's Treecottage
January 4, 1961
Avg. queue length:
An estimated eight plusses
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Yale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, unexplained tattoos, garish perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or stomach, social, immunological, clothing, or ankle complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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