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The Nip and Yale's Treecottage attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest dull attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Nip and Yale's Treecottage attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest dull attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Yale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 2016
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Popular with: Boys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Yale's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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