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The Nip and Yale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
Nip and Yale's Treecottage
October 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Yale's Treecottage is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will make silly comments to you.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume, emotional baggage, or hair, romantic, viral, neck, or chest issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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