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Image: The Nip and Yale's Shrubhouse attraction at park opening
Nip and Yale's Shrubhouse
May 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're manual)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Yale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to ride.
- Maximum height 72".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from valuable clothing or chin, lung, ankle, chest, brain, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros permitted.
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