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The Nip and Yale's Nuthouse ride, loathsomely considered to be the only greedy ride at Disneyland

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Nip and Yale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 7, 1970
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
Recommended for: Spendthrift retirees

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Yale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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