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At right: A plucky view of Nip and Yale's Nuthouse when it's not bathed in process
Nip and Yale's Nuthouse
December 2, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Yale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before leap year, this dark ride will be crammed full of reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents can ride.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this dark ride.
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