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At right: The Nip and Yale's Nuthouse ride during repairs
Nip and Yale's Nuthouse
April 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Yale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this ride will be crammed full of punkers.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Boredom may occur.
- This ride closes at moonrise.
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