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The Nip and Yale's Nuthouse attraction, daringly considered to be the only simple attraction at Disney Land
Nip and Yale's Nuthouse
October 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Yale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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