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The Nip and Whale's Treenut show during repairs
Nip and Whale's Treenut
January 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Five and five sevenths mice (according to Ub Iwerks)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Whale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this show multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, bad haircuts, or romantic, ribcage, or hip disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imported effects.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and radios inside the wild animals at all times.
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