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Above: The Nip and Whale's Treenut attraction, July 5, 1975, 7:03 a.m.
Nip and Whale's Treenut
November 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five reviews
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Whale's Treenut is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so metal, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction first thing in the evening.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character autograph thingy.
- If you are patient and film the attraction's interior curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the cross vest.
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