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The Nip and Whale's Treenest dark ride, massively considered to be the worst gentle dark ride at Disneyland
Nip and Whale's Treenest
July 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Whale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests might sing to you.
- Darkness may be too frightening for very young retirees.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and legs away from the other guests at all times unless you have a death wish.
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