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The Nip and Whale's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Nip and Whale's Treenest
August 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Eight and seven sevenths pirates (from Fred Salmonpants)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Whale's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, other guests are apt to point at you.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Buzz Lightyear photo thingy.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to ride.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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