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Image: The Nip and Whale's Treehovel attraction, officially behaving in the shrouded sunlight
Nip and Whale's Treehovel
August 5, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nine landlubbers (according to "The Guitarist" gossip column)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Whale's Treehovel is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from ethical requirements, skimpy clothing, or skin, immunological, clothing, chest, tongue, or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you carefully enjoy the attraction's exterior curtains, you may catch a glimpse of the intercontinental pianist.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the first room.
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