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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
September 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- Instead of terrifying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In a secret hideout at the bottom of the Nip and Whale's Smokehouse, there is a football dojo for lost children.
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