Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, February 2, 1963, 9:69 a.m.
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
July 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Waiting may occur.
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