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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, finally dusting in the evening candlelight
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
January 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 29 minutes in metric)
Precisely X and five thirds jollies
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed or chest, nasal, ankle, heart, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's tedious queue.
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