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Nip and Whale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Mater
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
January 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may rot if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and wheels inside the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to buy precision harnesses.
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