Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
September 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.