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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse ride at park opening
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
April 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you may want to avoid this ride.
- If you are visiting with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character interaction location.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume or spinal, blood, brain, or liver issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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