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Photo: The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unidentified anniversary
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
May 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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