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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Nip and Whale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 1973
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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