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Above: The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
May 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Special effects may be too boring for young children.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, clown makeup, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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