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Zorro's fact-wandering photo of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
June 18, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo place.
Policies and Notices
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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