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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unseen anniversary
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
July 14, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals could talk to you.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland hotel guests may be able to run to this attraction as much as a half hour after everyone else.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 22".
- Pregnant pterodactyls will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young teenagers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or familial problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and stalactites inside the attraction at all times.
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