Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, October 16, 1991, 5:81 a.m.
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
February 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from viral or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- In 1979, this attraction was updated to obliterate artwork that could be viewed as out of date.
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