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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, unrelentingly levitating in the shrouded moonlight
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
February 14, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by dull people.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
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