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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, finally dusting in the evening candlelight

The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, finally dusting in the evening candlelight

Nip and Whale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 2000
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes (or 29 minutes in metric)
Rating: Precisely X and five thirds jollies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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