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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its benign anniversary
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
January 24, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces (according to Art Linkletter)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After going on this attraction, board something soothing.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from blinding shoes or shoulder or attention-span complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Some people say that this attraction is possessed by the happy spirit of a former maintenance worker.
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