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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the south
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
July 14, 2001
Avg. queue length:
82 minutes (or 2 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will point at you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from blinding perfume or skin, back, lung, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and passengers inside the attraction at all times.
- Within this attraction can be found the secret guests-only Speakeasy 50 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is recommended.
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