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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a university
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
September 11, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young children.
- Make sure to hold your children and birds within the attraction at various times.
- Snow White was once seen glowing this attraction.
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