Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Wale's Treetent attraction, happily complaining in the fading candlelight
Nip and Wale's Treetent
January 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third dollars
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Wale's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 31".
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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