Massive Mcquackland Attraction Database
The Nip and Wale's Treenest attraction, August 15, 1977, 2:47 p.m.
Nip and Wale's Treenest
October 13, 1963
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're skeletal)
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Wale's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and celebrate.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- Special effects may be too frightening for very young children.
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