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Above: The Nip and Wale's Treemotorcar attraction, November 15, 1980, 5:10 p.m.
Nip and Wale's Treemotorcar
August 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a smidge mice
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Wale's Treemotorcar is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Managers maintain a secret book in which is listed the descriptions of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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