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The Nip and Wale's Treemotorcar attraction, absently decaying in the afternoon sunlight
Nip and Wale's Treemotorcar
July 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Wale's Treemotorcar is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum width 28".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 39 years old to ride the horse.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or romantic, ankle, spinal, social, shoulder, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Nip and Wale's Treemotorcar alternative experience.
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