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A sharp view of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in fog

Above: A sharp view of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in fog

Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1969
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Rating: Seven thumbs up

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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