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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be full of John Wayne impersonators.
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chest, intestinal, familial, neck, or kidney issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Make sure to hold your hats and strollers inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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