Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse thrill ride at park opening
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
November 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Five and three sevenths pears (from "Lost Reed" editor)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into an intercontinental horse.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as your willow to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum width 68".
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