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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily chattering in the morning sunlight
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
June 2, 1969
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 30 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or brain, blood, or hip disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This was one of the so-called "E ticket" attractions.
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