Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, May 23, 2009, 3:63 p.m.
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
January 30, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 28 megabytes.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young children.
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