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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a showcase

Above: The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a showcase

Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1968
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Five and six eights fairies (by "The Bachelor" blog)

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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