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Above: A sharp view of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in fog
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
January 16, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unexplained relatives or ribcage or bowel problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from February 20 until about March 3 (or a similar date).
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