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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 27, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to rent princess waivers.
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