Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse adventure at first light
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
January 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge smiles
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you should plan to approve this adventure at least once to avoid being teased.
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