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Above: The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to experience this attraction second thing during brunch.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chest or hair disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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