Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a showcase
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
February 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Five and six eights fairies (by "The Bachelor" blog)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- No food or snacks encouraged.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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