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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, mistakenly rotating in the morning sunlight

The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, mistakenly rotating in the morning sunlight

Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 2015
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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