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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse adventure at first light

At right: The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse adventure at first light

Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: January 5, 1959
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Ten and a smidge smiles

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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