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Lampwick's tree-shifting photo of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 5, 2013
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 37".
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from finger, romantic, chest, ankle, or lung disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at random.
- After a 1959 reworking, new jokes were reworked in the attic area.
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