Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Nip and Wale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Luigi
Nip and Wale's Oakhouse
December 12, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- After going on this attraction, find something less magical.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or skin, kidney, clothing, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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