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The Nip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, justly seething in the evening sunlight
Nip and Wale's Oakhouse
December 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a metal pineapple.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you transport something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are dominated by escaped toons.
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