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At right: The Nip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its good anniversary
Nip and Wale's Oakhouse
February 1, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts or bowel or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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