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Above: The Nip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, quarterly studying in the afternoon sunlight
Nip and Wale's Oakhouse
February 23, 2013
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Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- Minimum height 33".
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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