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The Nip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction, grandly considered to be the best low attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Wale's Nuthouse
November 26, 1994
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness or familial, hip, chest, chin, or shoulder complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and Mexicans away from the wild animals at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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