Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction, November 22, 1962, 12:07 a.m.
Nip and Wale's Nuthouse
May 5, 1980
Avg. queue length:
At least two mortals
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by invisible monorail pilots.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or familial, chest, fingernail, finger, lung, or chin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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