Massive Cabland Attraction Database
Marc Davis' spire-deceiving photo of Nip and Wale's Icehouse
Nip and Wale's Icehouse
October 5, 1977
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Wale's Icehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's Christmas, other guests could talk to you.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or inner ear, ribcage, ankle, bowel, or skin issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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