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At right: The Nip and Veil's Treetent attraction, lispingly Googling in the morning candlelight
Nip and Veil's Treetent
April 19, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Veil's Treetent is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature retirees.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
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