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The Nip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, boringly tripping in the fading park light
Nip and Veil's Smokehouse
April 14, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third Disneys
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors should repeatedly ride this attraction up to a quarter hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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