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The Nip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
Nip and Veil's Smokehouse
February 16, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as yourself to participate.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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