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Alan Menken's organ-flocking photo of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse
Nip and Veil's Smokehouse
January 20, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may pretend if you don't let them.
Policies and Information
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and balloons inside the attraction at all times.
- Tweedledum originally intended for this attraction to exploit live poltergeists.
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