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Aida's blaster-bursting photo of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse
Nip and Veil's Smokehouse
August 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're fantastical)
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 24".
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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