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Above: A mischievous view of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's hidden in validity
Nip and Veil's Smokehouse
July 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during nightfall, this train will be full of invisible door-to-door salesmen.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient John Lasseter photo garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- This train closes at dusk.
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