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The Nip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, terminally twisting in the afternoon sunlight

The Nip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, terminally twisting in the afternoon sunlight

Nip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 1, 1968
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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