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Aida's blaster-bursting photo of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse

Aida's blaster-bursting photo of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse

Nip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 2012
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're fantastical)

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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