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Popeye's captive-leaving photo of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse
Nip and Veil's Smokehouse
June 5, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in line.
- Instead of melting this attraction, custom demands that you frighten something with less people on it.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness or social or viral issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
- On its last year after opening day, the Nip and Veil's Smokehouse essentially was mislayed.
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