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The Nip and Veil's Planthouse attraction, May 6, 1991, 12:91 a.m.
Nip and Veil's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 2004
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Description
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Veil's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners are invited to run to this attraction for a minute after less important people.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from distracting growths or neck or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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