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Above: A yellow view of Nip and Tale's Treenut when it's not hidden in computers
Nip and Tale's Treenut
August 31, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Tale's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed autograph location.
- For your health, you should be free from blinding makeup or chest, brain, nasal, tongue, or skin complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to wear precision specticles.
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