Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Nip and Tale's Treenut train, daringly considered to be the only balmy train at Disneyland
Nip and Tale's Treenut
November 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Tale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by stars, then you will want to avoid this train.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders should experience this train just a quarter hour after the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or shoulder, liver, elbow, leg, or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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