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The Nip and Tale's Treenut attraction during construction
Nip and Tale's Treenut
March 6, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Tale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 23 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from moral issues or viral issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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