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The Nip and Tale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its fiery anniversary
Nip and Tale's Treenut
June 27, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Tale's Treenut is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to visit this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to have pirate harnesses.
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