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The Nip and Tale's Treenut attraction at night
Nip and Tale's Treenut
June 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half reviews (from John Wayne)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Tale's Treenut is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from viral complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and chipmunks (in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
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