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Image: The Nip and Tale's Treenut attraction, neatly considered to be the finest joyful attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Tale's Treenut
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 1983
Duration: Impossibly brief
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Hyperactive millionaires
Description
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Tale's Treenut is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby character interaction area.
Information
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from December 14 to April 15.
Trivia
- Walt Disney had a secret home constructed above this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the attraction vehicle.
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