Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Nip and Tale's Treehut attraction, October 21, 1996, 12:35 a.m.
Nip and Tale's Treehut
April 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction thumbs up (from "Skilled Flag" magazine)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Tale's Treehut is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to avoid this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 33".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and shoes (in that order) within the wild animals at most times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from September 6 through October 29.
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